"Hey, I’m the fuckin’ sun from Teletubbies! "
i get very personally offended when people don’t find my celebrity crush to be attractive
every time i eat malteasers i feel like i should be wearing a llama hat and screaming ‘placenta’
I like drinking tea alone, and reading alone.
I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.
It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.
I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child;
A girl with her lover;
Or a friend laughing with their best friend;
I realize that even though I like being alone
I don’t fancy being lonely.
after 3+ years on tumblr this is still the most relevant accurate thing i’ve ever seen
"I full on made out with josh for about three hours."
CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THIS FUCKING FACE MEANS
IS IT CRINGING IS IT A SMILE WHAT IS IT!!
tumblr is basically:
i want a popular post
[gets a popular post]
i do not want a popular post
sometimes i get new followers and i’ll look at their blogs and literally nothing about me should appeal to them
but i’ve just realized i’m their shame blog
i’m the blog they follow to hide their secret interests
welcome my lost children, it is okay, do not shy away from the light that i have to offer you
*crashes into your room*
yo i heard you’ve been talking shit about erwin smith?